Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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