does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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