i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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