i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
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So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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