Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
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I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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