you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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