My nipple is on Facebook.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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