Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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Farmville is her only friend.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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