Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
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he fucked my hip out of place.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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