Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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