Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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