9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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