first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Is it penis luge time yet?
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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