Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
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Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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