Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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