I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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