did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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