I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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