It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
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Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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