He asked to "fluff my boner.."
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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