i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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