OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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