Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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