What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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