So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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