He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
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i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
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So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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