I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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