her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
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Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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