Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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