Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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