Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
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And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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