He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
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i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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