That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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