it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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