I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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