Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
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I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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