TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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