Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Do vagina's smell?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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