Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
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I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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