don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
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The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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