yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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