I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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