Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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