D3 body, D1 cock
I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
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My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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