i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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