because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
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No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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