I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize