do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You smell like stripper and shame
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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