Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
porn star boner night. come get it.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
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Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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