Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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